Monday 26 November 2018

Preparing for the next census



“Religion?” he asked.

“Madhuism”, I replied without hesitation.

He glanced at the questionnaire and after a second of hesitation, he said: “There is not religion like that”.

“Yes, there is”, I smiled. “I am the only one practicing it”.

“Hindu”. He turned back to the questionnaire to mark the relevant column.

“This country has no religious freedom now”, I said.

Guru Nanak and his followers created Sikhism during the Mughal period by combining Hinduism that was already transformed by Buddhist and Jain thoughts with elements of Islam. But in this day and age, I am not allowed to create a religion by combining Sufi and Zen traditions? I was pissed off.
The Haryanavi school teacher who was taking the census was not perturbed. Life among cows and buffaloes does that to you. He went on to the next column in the questionnaire.

***

The Lingayat issue in Karnataka gives me hope. I can now try and assert my religion.

But of course, Madhuism won’t work. The religion explicitly forbids any other follower. So it cannot have the political clout, like the Lingayats had.

But I won’t be covered into the Hindu fold by the next school teacher who comes to take census. I am not a Hindu. I don’t have the pride, the hate, the stridency of the Hindus. And Trump does not love me.

So I will declare myself a Shaivite and insist that the next census allows me my religious freedom. I want myself to be recorded as a Shaivite and NOT as a Hindu.

I request the other citizens who do not hate Muslims, Christians, Sikhs, Buddhists, Jains, Jews or Zorastrians, in spite of not belonging to any of these religions, to support me. 

Let me please be a Shaivite and not a Hindu. I don’t accept Krishna and Rama as gods, but definitely as characters in great stories. I enjoy them perhaps more than Frodo and Gandalf.

***

Being a shaivite has great benefits.

Swayam bhoo Mahadeva.

My self-generated god, please help me face the next census with an assertion of my religious freedom.

Time traveller and a census of gods

It was more than forty two centuries ago. I was in the Indus valley that is now considered to be a part of Pakistan. Human beings were very few. A handful of tribes distributed sparsely in the region. It was peaceful.

And then the weather patterns started changing. Not much rain in the monsoon. And the winters were bitter cold. In a few years, the forests around became so dry. And they would burst into fire without any warning.

That is when the tribes got together. We channelised the water from the river, made dwellings with bricks that would not easily go up in flames and we even organised fire hydrants so that the surrounding forests don’t create havoc in our settlements.

The worst fires tended to occur on the shortest day of the year and coincided with a new moon. So we made a rule: nobody sleeps on that day. 

The cold dry years went by, one after the other. And then the wars started.

The Asurs, a tribe from the north-west attacked our tribe, the Deos. It took long for both to realise the futility. Diplomatic talks led to an agreement: we dig wells together so that water is not a matter of contention.

Thus the first wells of humanity were dug. A matter of pride for both tribes.

But the rains did not come. The wells were getting dry. And then the migration started. Those who stayed had to face starvation. Soon there was nobody there.

***
It was about twenty seven centuries ago. I was in the Gangetic plains. A few centuries of good rainfall and not-so-cold winters had an impact on food production. There were more people around. And enough food to feed them. After the stomachs were full, the main entertainment was storytelling, as it was in our earlier days, forty two centuries ago.

And history always yields to storytelling.

So the fires of old were due to the wrath of a god, Siva. And to placate him, you have to worship the structure of a fire hydrant. People had forgotten what it was used for and called it shivling. To propitiate the god with the burning gaze, you have to put ashes on your forehead and body.
The time of the shortest day and the new moon did not coincide any more. But people took the moon as the indicator of shivrathri and kept awake.

The days of the great fires were centuries ago. Cultural memories evolve, mutate, change.
So did the history of the animosities between the Deos and the Asurs. The Deos became gods and the Asurs were demons. They collaborated not for digging wells for water, but for extracting the elixir of immortality.

Legends of local heroes were added to the story of the Deos and the Asurs. Shiva became less important than Rama, a righteous king, and Krishna, an indulgent cowherd, projected as incarnations of one of the Deos.

Stories grow in the telling. From history to legends, the complexity evolves into mythology. The new gods were added to the Vedic pantheon. I did not know about these gods, forty two centuries ago.
Population growth among the gods kept pace with growth in human populations.

***
About 50 years ago, I was in the South of what is now considered India. The Malabar Kingdom had acceded to the demands of the grand coalition, very similar to what happened to Europe a few decades later.

My family had Shiva as deity. But we were in a Vaishnavite temple town. The wars between the Vaishnavites and Shivites had long been forgotten. And the Harijans, who became the Scheduled Castes and Scheduled Tribes and later became Dalits, had just gained entry to the temple. Like the many kingdoms coalesced into one country, the many and diverse gods coalesced into the Hindu pantheon. Three hundred and thirty million of them cowered together in a peaceful corner, to escape the assaults of the single god of Islam and the trinity of Christianity. My mother was willing to pray to any deity, even the Chinese Datos that she encountered in Malaysia decades later. After Khalistan, before Brexit.

Long history, when encapsulated in the form of small stories to engage the young, mutate and adapt to the cultural environment and evolve into hundreds of versions. A few verses, of one version each of Ramayana and Mahabharata, were read aloud at night, after the prayers to Shiva during twilight.

I can see the Indian population becoming schizoid, breaking into compartmentalised moralities. One part of their being emulated Krishna, willing to steal, lie, having more wives than Islam allows, plotting and even killing one’s relatives in the name of dharma. Another, like Rama is willing to ambush their enemies to reach their political ambitions. Yet another part emulates Shiva, not engaged in the social, economic life of ordinary beings. Identification with Durga, Draupathi and Sita also has psycho-social consequences. While some Hindus feel strange in a Lakshmi Narayan temple, another set would feel squeamish about entering a Mariamman kovil.

Me, I am a time traveller. I distinguish history from stories, legends from mythologies. I have seen too many gods die, some very young. And, too many being born. If there were a census of gods in India, we would find that the number has depleted substantially from the original thirty three million. Even though new ones are being added to the Hindu pantheon, which people mistake for the Vedic pantheon, it appears that divine diversity is now as threatened as biodiversity.

And, of course, like the biodiversity that has disappeared and yet remain in the form of DNA preserved in ancient bones, gods too, don’t die completely. Look at the European gods that died due to the epidemic of Christianity. Thor and Zeus lie dormant in the society. Waiting for the human sighs to bring them back to life.